First of all, I am sorry.
Even before you click any of these videos I have unintentionally put that dastardly song into your head. The "Baby Shark Dance" - depending on your age - is either the greatest tune you've heard or the most notorious earworm.
On January 13, 2022 it became the first video to get streamed over 10 billion times on YouTube. Three years later it's reached 15.5 billion with no end in sight.
If you think the effect the two-minute tune created by a Korean kids brand is evil for what it's probably still doing to your brain, think about what the diddy is really about.
Baby, daddy, momma, grandma and granddad all hunting?

Then they have to run away from something? Is an Orca out there? And then they sing about it being the end. The end of what? Surely not the song because like potato chips you can't just eat one.
What sort of nightmare is this for kids to be chanting incessantly?
Also why are grandma and granddad involved in this hunting? Shouldn't they be retired?
The first group to ever sing the song live in concert was the all-female KPOP group Red Velvet who live debuted it in 2017, a year after the tune hit YouTube.
Since then the song created by Pinkfong been covered 650 times by 24 artists, but no one more than The Wiggles, which makes sense since their audience is little kids.
Adults seem to hate it. Or do they?
In October 2019, Washington Nationals outfielder Gerardo Parado wasn't hitting great and being as superstitious as any proper MLB player, he figured the blame rested on his walk up song, the tune that plays through the stadium as the hitter walks from the dugout to the plate.
When trying to tell the coach what song he wanted to switch to, Parado took out his phone and when it opened, his two-year-old daughter's favorite song "Baby Shark" played, and he couldn't make it stop.
“So I do it like this [swipes screen] three times. Three times ‘Baby Shark’ is still there," he told People. "The last time I say, ‘You know what? That’s the song I want to put.’ They looked at me like, surprised. ‘You sure?’ I said, ‘Yeah’. … Maybe yes, it’s an accident, but I think God gave me the opportunity to.”
The Nationals went on to win the World Series, the peak of Parra's career as the luck would rub off and he'd be out of baseball in two years.
Pinkfong, however, would have much better luck because this shark song has legs.
While its tricky to determine exactly how much ad revenue YouTube shares with its creators, that formula is even tougher when it comes to children's content. But many speculate Pinkfong has earned over $25 million from ad revshare alone.
That is just the sort of thing that would make some people not only cover the tune, but do it in such a way that YouTube would let them keep the money - or at least some of it.
Enter Leo Moracchioli who gave it a metal twist which would please any metal head with a little one.
His version, written by Shawnee Lamb and Robin Davies is different enough that Google might consider it an original. That determination could be vital because Leo's cover has been seen over 8 million times since he dropped it six years ago.
The Norwegian loves to make hard edged covers of songs and tours with his band Frog Leap.
Frog Leap is going on tour later this year, go to their website for tickets.
Your best chance of hearing "Baby Shark" in concert, though, is at a Wiggles show. They too are heading out on tour this year. Go hunt for tix on the Wiggles website.