Songs

"My Daddy" (2)
A Couple of Other Questions (2)
A Few More Farts (2)
A Modern Man (2)
A New American Flag (1)
A Place for My Stuff (2)
Abortion (4)
Advertising Lullabye (3)
Airline Announcements (2)
Airport Security (4)
American Bullshit (3)
American Values (1)
Angels (3)
Answering Machines (2)
Assholes (2)
Attracting Attention (1)
Autoerotic Asphyxia (1)
Baby Slings (2)
Baseball and Football (5)
Battered Plants (1)
Bi-Labial Fricative (1)
Birth Control (2)
Black Consciousness (2)
Bodily Functions (1)
Business Ethics (1)
Businessmen (4)
Capital Punishment (3)
Cats and Dogs (3)
Childhood Cliches (2)
Children Are Our Future (2)
Church People (1)
Cigars (4)
Coast-to-Coast Emergency (1)
Cocaine (1)
Cock On A Weather Vane (1)
Commercials (2)
Cute Little Farts (2)
Daytime Television (2)
Dead Parents Helping (2)
Death and Dying (2)
Divorce Game (2)
Don't Pull the Plug on Me (2)
Driving And Accidents (1)
Drugs (2)
Dumb Americans (1)
Earrings (2)
Ed Sullivan Self Taught (2)
Euphemisms (3)
Every Child Is Special (2)
Extreme Human Behavior (1)
Familiar Expressions (2)
Family Newsletters (2)
Farting in Public (2)
Fear of Germs (4)
Feces and Farts (1)
Feminist Blowjob (2)
Filthy Words (5)
Five Twos (1)
Flamethrowers (4)
Flesh Colored Band-Aids (1)
Food (1)
For Names’ Sake (1)
Free-Floating Hostility (3)
Fussy Eater (1)
Gay Lib (1)
George And The Reindeer (1)
George's Grandfather/Zippers (1)
Getting Sick (3)
God (3)
God Bless America (2)
Goin' Through My Address Book (4)
Golf Courses for the Homeless (2)
Good Ideas (3)
Good Sports (1)
Goofy Shit (2)
Grass Swept the Neighborhood (2)
Groups and Charities (1)
Gun Enthusiasts (2)
Guys Named Todd (2)
Hands-Free Telephone Headsets (2)
Harley Davidson (3)
He's Smiling Down (2)
Headlines (1)
Heavy Mysteries (1)
Hello-Goodbye (1)
High on the Plane (2)
House of Blues (3)
How's Everybody Doin' (3)
How’s Your Dog? (1)
I Ain't Afraid of Cancer (2)
I Like People (2)
I Love My Dog (2)
I Used to Be Irish Catholic (1)
IceBox Man (1)
In a Coma (2)
Intro (2)
It's Bad for Ya (3)
It's No Bullshit (2)
Just Enough Bullshit (2)
Keeping People Alert (2)
Kids and Parents (3)
Kids Are Too Small (1)
Let's Make a Deal (2)
Life's Little Moments (2)
Little Dogs (3)
Little Things We Share (2)
Losing Things (1)
Love and Regards (1)
Man Stuff (3)
Mental Hot Foots (1)
Military Intelligence (1)
Minority Language (3)
Missing (1)
More On Suicide (1)
More Stuff on Cars and Driving (2)
Motivation Seminars (1)
Muhammad Ali - America the Beautiful (1)
Music on Answering Machines (2)
Names (3)
NASA-Holes (2)
New News (3)
New York Voices (2)
No One Questions Things (2)
Nursery Rhymes (1)
Occupation: Foole (3)
Offensive Language (2)
Old Folks and Kids (1)
Old Folks and Little Kids (3)
Old Fuck (3)
On the Road (1)
One Liners (1)
Opening (3)
Organ Donor Programs (2)
Parents in Hell (2)
Parents of Honor Students (2)
Parents’ Cliches and Children’s Secret Answers (1)
People I Can Do Without (1)
People Refuse to Be Realistic (2)
People Who Misuse Credit Cards (1)
People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books (3)
People Who Wear Visors (2)
Personal Memories (2)
Perversion of Language (3)
Posthumous Female Transplants (1)
Prayer (2)
Professional Comedian (2)
Proud to Be an American (2)
Pyramid of the Hopeless (1)
Radio Dial (1)
Raisin Rhetoric (2)
Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult (2)
Rape Can Be Funny (3)
Rats and Squealers (1)
Reagan's Gang (1)
Religion (3)
Religious Lift (1)
Rice Krispies (2)
Rich Guys in Hot Air Balloons (2)
Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf (2)
Rules, Rules, Rules! (1)
Sanctity of Life (2)
Saving Toenail Clippings (1)
Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television (10)
Sex in Commercials (2)
Shoot (2)
Shopping (3)
Silent Film Star Death (2)
Singers With One Name (2)
Snot, the Original Rubber Cement (1)
Some People Are Stupid (2)
Some Werds (1)
Son of WINO (2)
Songs (1)
Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo (1)
Sports (1)
Sports Cheer (2)
Squeamish (1)
Stand Up (1)
State Prison Farms (2)
Stomach Sounds (3)
STP Foundation (1)
STUFF (1)
Stuff on Driving (3)
Stuff You Don't Want To Hear (1)
Stupid Bullshit (2)
Stupid Bullshit on the Phone (2)
Suicide (1)
Supermarkets (3)
Swearing on the Bible (2)
Takin' Off Yer Hat (2)
Taking the Stage (2)
Teenage Masturbation (1)
Telephone Mimes (2)
The 11 O'Clock News (2)
The All-Suicide TV Channel (1)
The Confessional (1)
The Fecal Differential (2)
The First Enema (3)
The Hair Piece (2)
The Hallway Groups (2)
The Indian Sergeant (2)
The Metric System (2)
The Newscast (2)
The Opening (1)
The Planet Is Fine (2)
The Self-Esteem Movement (2)
The Suicide Guy (2)
Their Kids! (2)
There Is No God (5)
They Want to Show You the Pictures (2)
They're Only Words (2)
Things to Watch Out For (1)
Things We Say When People Die (3)
Things You Don't Wanna Hear (2)
Things You Never Hear (2)
Things You Never See (2)
Three Little Words (1)
Time For Another HBO Show (1)
Tired of Songs (2)
Today's Professional Parents (2)
Toledo Window Box (4)
Too Many Songs (1)
Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'! (2)
TV Tonight (4)
Uncle Dave (1)
University of Sports (2)
Unrelated Things (1)
Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal (2)
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?) (1)
Walking (4)
Wasted Time / Sharing a Swallow (1)
Water Sez (1)
Welcome to My Job (2)
What a Phone Call Should Be (2)
Whistling (3)
White Guys Who Shave Their Heads (2)
White Harlem (2)
Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments (1)
Wonderful WINO (Top-40 Disc Jockey) (2)
Words We Leave Behind (1)
Wurds (2)
Y’ever (1)
Yeast Infection (2)
You & Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body) (1)
You Have No Rights (2)
You're Lost (1)

Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television performed by George Carlin

From the release Classic Gold (Compilation)
Total Plays 10 times by George Carlin
10 times by 1 artist
First Played in Concert May 27, 1972 at Santa Monica Civic Auditorium, Santa Monica, CA, USA
Most Recently Played June 6, 2008 at Orleans Hotel, Las Vegas, NV, USA

Years

1	1974	3

2	1972	2

	2008	2

4	1978	1

	1983	1

	2000	1