Songs
Show all 324 Half Man Half Biscuit songs
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"Half a Man Half a Biscuit" (1)
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"Johnny Cash Sings Crass" (1)
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13 Eurogoths Floating in the Dead Sea (1)
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1966 and All That (39)
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20th Century Boy (2)
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27 Yards of Dental Floss (23)
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4AD3DCD (15)
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99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd (76)
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A Country Practice (47)
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A Lilac Harry Quinn (69)
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A Shropshire Lad (10)
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A Song From Under the Floorboards (11)
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Action Time Vision (1)
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Adam Boyle Has Cast Lad Rock Aside (4)
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After the Gold Rush (1)
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Albert Hammond Bootleg (22)
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Alehouse Futsal (3)
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All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit (168)
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Another Girl, Another Planet (2)
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Apache (4)
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Architecture, Morality, Ted and Alice (8)
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Argos (1)
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Asparagus Next Left (16)
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Awkward Sean (20)
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Babylon's Burning (1)
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Bad Losers on Yahoo Chess (36)
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Bad Review (57)
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Baguette Dilemma for the Booker Prize Guy (2)
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Barbarella's (1)
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Barbed Wire Love (1)
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Big Man Up Front (10)
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Bike (1)
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Bird on the Wire (2)
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Birmos in the Cowshed (2)
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Black Night / What Made Colombia Famous (1)
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Bladderwrack Allowance (1)
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Blitzkrieg Bop (1)
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Blood on the Quad (5)
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Blue Badge Abuser (16)
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Bob Wilson - Anchorman (129)
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Bob Wilson - Anchorman / Foot Up In Europe (1)
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Bogus Official (5)
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Bottleneck at Capel Curig (32)
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Brimful of Asha (1)
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Bullseye monologue (1)
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Busy Little Market Town (6)
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C.A.M.R.A. Man (17)
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California Über Alles (1)
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Calon Lan (1)
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Caroline (1)
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Carry on Cremating (5)
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Ceremony (1)
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Charlie Goth (6)
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Christian Rock Concert (4)
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Complete Control (1)
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Container Drivers (1)
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Corgi Registered Friends (26)
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Dead Men Don't Need Season Tickets (22)
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Deep House Victims Minibus Appeal (25)
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Depressed Beyond Tablets (2)
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Dickie Davies Eyes (18)
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Doreen (5)
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Dreaming (1)
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Ecclesiastical Perks (1)
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Electricity (3)
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Emerging From Gorse (3)
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Eno Collaboration (15)
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Even Men With Steel Hearts (1)
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Evening of Swing (Has Been Cancelled) (23)
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Every Time a Bell Rings (48)
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Everything's A.O.R. (168)
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Excavating Rita (7)
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Faithlift (11)
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Falmouth Electrics (1)
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False Grit (1)
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Fear My Wraith (20)
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Femme Fatale (1)
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Final Solution (1)
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Fix It So She Dreams of Me (37)
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Floreat Inertia (23)
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Foot Up in Europe (15)
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Footprints (14)
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For What Is Chatteris... (129)
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Four Skinny Indie Kids (45)
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Frampton (2)
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Freak Scene (1)
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Fretwork Homework (11)
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Friday Night and the Gates Are Low (17)
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Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus (185)
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Germ Free Adolescents (1)
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Girlfriend's Finished With Him (2)
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Give Us Bubblewrap (3)
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God Gave Us Life (21)
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Goodbye Sam, Hello Samaritans (1)
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Gouranga Gouranga (8)
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Grafting Haddock in the George (1)
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Gubba Look-a-Likes (30)
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Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves (1)
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Hair Like Brian May Blues (3)
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Hallelujah / Vatican Broadside (1)
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Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert (22)
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He Who Would Valium Take (2)
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Hedley Verityesque (16)
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Help Me, Rhonda (18)
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Help! (2)
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Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau (1)
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Here Comes Your Man (1)
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Hey Joe (1)
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His Latest Flame (1)
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Holiday in Cambodia (9)
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Horror Clowns Are Dickheads (3)
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How I Wrote ‘Elastic Man’ (1)
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I Fought the Law (1)
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I Hate Nerys Hughes (From the Heart) (26)
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I Left My Heart in Papworth General (13)
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I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves) (3)
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I Saw Her Standing There (1)
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I Saw Her Standing There / Where Is My Mind (1)
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I Think We're Alone Now (5)
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I Went to a Wedding... (2)
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I, Trog (4)
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I'm a Boy (1)
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I'm Getting Buried in the Morning (27)
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I'm Waiting for the Man (1)
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If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day (34)
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Improv - Slippers - Yipps (1)
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Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite (18)
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In a Rut (1)
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In a Suffolk Ditch (5)
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Into the Valley (1)
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Irk the Purists (35)
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It Makes the Room Look Bigger (6)
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It's Clichéd to Be Cynical at Christmas (9)
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Jack’s Been to the National (3)
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Jarg Armani (10)
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Jimmy Jimmy (2)
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Joy Division Oven Gloves (157)
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Joy in Leeuwarden (We Are Ready) (44)
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Keeping Two Chevrons Apart (5)
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King of Hi-Vis (7)
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Kissin' Cousins (2)
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Knobheads on Quiz Shows (4)
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L'enfer c'est les autres (6)
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Lark Descending (51)
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Left Lyrics in the Practice Room (38)
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Legend in My Time (1)
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Let's Not (2)
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Letters Sent (7)
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Little in the Way of Sunshine (9)
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Little Ole Wine Drinker Me / Sealclubbing (1)
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Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes (63)
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London Calling (2)
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Look Dad No Tunes (135)
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Love Song (2)
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Lucille (1)
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M-6-ster (3)
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Malayan Jelutong (8)
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Mama Weer All Crazee Now (1)
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Man of Constant Sorrow (with a Garage in Constant Use) (4)
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Mate of the Bloke (4)
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Mathematically Safe (8)
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Maybe (1)
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McCalliog and His Hens (4)
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Midnight Mass Murder (24)
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Mileage Chart (3)
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Misirlou (1)
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Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard Severe (3)
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Monmore, Hare's Running (50)
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Moody Chops (1)
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Mrs. Robinson (1)
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My Outstretched Arms (4)
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My Perfect Cousin (2)
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National Shite Day (124)
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New Dawn Fades (2)
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New Rose (2)
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New York Skiffle (1)
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No More Heroes (1)
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No Regrets (2)
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Nothing Better in Life (2)
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Numanoid Hang-glide (9)
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O Caroline (4)
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Oblong of Dreams (27)
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Ode to Joyce (23)
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Old Age Killed My Teenage Bride (25)
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On Passing Lilac Urine (3)
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On Reaching the Wensum (5)
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On the 'Roids (3)
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Ordinary to Enschede (5)
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Our Tune (5)
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Outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis (82)
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P.R.S. Yearbook (23)
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P.R.S. Yearbook - Quick the Drawbridge (9)
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Paintball's Coming Home (74)
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Paradise Lost (You're the Reason Why) (3)
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Part Time Punks (2)
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Patio Song (1)
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Persian Rug Sale at the URC (8)
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Petty Sessions (51)
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Please Please Me (1)
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Possible Side Effects (3)
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Prag Vec at the Melkweg (4)
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Pretty in Pink (1)
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Quality Janitor (5)
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Quality Janitor / The Unfortunate Gwatkin (1)
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R TH MTN (5)
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Rawlplugs of Yesteryear (3)
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Ready Steady Goa (6)
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Record Store Day (4)
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Reflections in a Flat (23)
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Renfield's Afoot (47)
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Restless Legs (71)
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Rhinestone Cowboy (3)
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RIP Zatopek (1)
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River Deep, Mountain High (3)
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Rock and Roll Is Full of Bad Wools (46)
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Rock O' My Soul / National Shite Day (1)
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Rogation Sunday’s Here Again! (1)
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Roll Away the Stone (1)
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Rons 22 (1)
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Ross Kemp Is Alive (1)
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RSVP (4)
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Rubber Bullets (2)
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Running Order Squabble Fest (133)
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San Antonio Foam Party (43)
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Sealclubbing (30)
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Secret Gig (41)
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See That My Bike's Kept Clean (12)
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Sensitive Outsider (4)
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Shadowplay (1)
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She's in Broadstairs (27)
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She's Lost Control (2)
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Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo (50)
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Shot by Both Sides (7)
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Sit Down Stand Up (1)
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Slippers (3)
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Slipping the Escort (2)
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Smash It Up (1)
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Soft Verges (1)
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Something Better Change (1)
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Something's Rotten in the Back of Iceland (2)
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Song for Europe (1)
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Song to the Siren (7)
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SOS (1)
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Sosban Fach (1)
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Split Single With Happy Lounge Labelmates (4)
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Sponsoring the Moshpits (13)
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Sports Personality of the Year (1)
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Stuck Up a Hornbeam (22)
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Styx Gig (Seen by My Mates Coming Out of A) (2)
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Sunday Morning (1)
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Surging Out of Convalescence (29)
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Swerving the Checkatrade (6)
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Swords of 1000 Men (1)
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Take the Skinheads Bowling (3)
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Taste of Cindy (2)
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Tempo House (1)
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Tending the Wrong Grave for 23 Years (56)
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Terminus (42)
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Tess of the Dormobiles (1)
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The Air That I Breathe (2)
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The Bane of Constance (33)
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The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman (58)
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The Best Things in Life (37)
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The Bliss of the Hereafter (2)
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The Continuous Cremation of Hattie Jacques (1)
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The Len Ganley Stance (17)
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The Light at the End of the Tunnel (Is the Light of an Oncoming Train) (161)
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The Light Pours Out of Me (1)
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The Trail of the Lonesome Pine (1)
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The Trumpton Riots (200)
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The Unfortunate Gwatkin (6)
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The Wreck of the Old '97 (3)
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Them's the Vagaries (33)
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Theme Tune for Something or Other (2)
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There Stands the Glass (1)
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Third Track Main Camera Four Minutes (15)
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This Leaden Pall (9)
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This One's for Now (3)
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Thy Damnation Slumbereth Not (2)
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Time Flies By (When You're the Driver of a Train) (66)
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Token COVID Song (4)
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Tommy Walsh's Eco House (28)
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Tonight Matthew I'm Going to Be With Jesus (16)
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Took Problem Chimp to Ideal Home Show (21)
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Totnes Bickering Fair (37)
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Tragedy (3)
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Transmission (16)
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Trevor (1)
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True Love Will Find You in the End (1)
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Turn a Blind Eye (11)
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Turned Up Clocked On Laid Off (56)
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Twenty Four Hour Garage People (76)
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Twydale's Lament (6)
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Tyrolean Knockabout (1)
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Uffington Wassail (40)
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Urge for Offal (3)
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Use It Up, Wear It Out (1)
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Used to Be in Evil Gazebo (26)
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Vatican Broadside (158)
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Venus in Flares (37)
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Wardance (2)
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Waterboard Man (1)
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We Built This Village on a Trad. Arr. Tune (128)
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We Gotta Get Out of This Place (1)
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Westward Ho! - Massive Letdown (8)
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What Do I Get? (4)
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What Made Colombia Famous (24)
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What's My Name (1)
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When I Look at My Baby (15)
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When the Evening Sun Goes Down (73)
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Whit Week Malarkey (9)
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White Light/White Heat (1)
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Whiteness Thy Name Is Meltonian (1)
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Whole Wide World (1)
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Wichita Lineman (2)
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With Goth on Our Side (3)
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Worried Man Blues (12)
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Writing on the Sole of Your Slipper (14)
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Yahoos & Triangles (2)
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Yipps (My Baby Got the) (29)
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You Can't Put Your Arms Round a Memory (3)
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You Trip Me Up (1)
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You're Hard (22)
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You're So Beige (2)
