Songs
Show all 90 John Cooper Clarke songs
- (I Married a) Monster From Outer Space (19)
- (I've Got A Brand New)Tracksuit / The Health Fanatic (1)
- (You Never See a Nipple in the) Daily Express (3)
- A Distant Relation (1)
- Beasley Boulevard (40)
- Beasley Street (52)
- Bedblocker Blues (31)
- Belgium (1)
- Bipolar Inmate Diary (1)
- Bronze Adonis (3)
- Burnley (1)
- Christmas '73 (1)
- Christmas at Somebody Else's House (1)
- Crossing the Floor (2)
- Death Takes a Holiday (1)
- Diez Macarenas (2)
- Egghead (1)
- Evidently Chickentown (59)
- Full Time Loser (1)
- Gaberdine Angus (2)
- Get Back on Drugs You Fat Fuck (42)
- Gimmicks World (It's A World of Gimmicks) (1)
- Guest List (12)
- Haiku (3)
- Haiku #1 (3)
- Haiku #2 (3)
- Haiku #3 (2)
- Haiku #4 (2)
- Haiku #5 (3)
- Haiku #6 (2)
- Haiku #8 (1)
- Haikus #1-6 (2)
- Happiness Index Update (1)
- Health Fanatic (3)
- Hire Car (37)
- Holiday Romance (1)
- Home Honey I'm High (1)
- Home, Honey (2)
- Home, Honey and I'm High (1)
- Home, Honey I'm High (16)
- I Mustn't Go Down to the Sea Again (1)
- I Wanna Be Yours (42)
- I'm High (1)
- I've Fallen in Love With My Wife (36)
- Jingles (2)
- Kamarad Klaak (2)
- Kung Fu International (7)
- Las Vegas guest list (1)
- Lights Kamera Achtung (1)
- Look in Any Junk Yard (1)
- Lydia, Girl With an Itch (13)
- Majorca (3)
- Necrophilia (13)
- Nothing (1)
- O Johnny Clarke (1)
- Obsession (1)
- Orientation Course (1)
- P C Gone Mad (2)
- Pies (4)
- Psycle Sluts (2)
- Questions I Can't Answer (3)
- R U the Business? (1)
- Radiant City (1)
- Recently Confirmed Bachelor (1)
- Salome Maloney (3)
- Saturday Night (Is the Loneliest Night of the Week) (1)
- Shave Off (2)
- She's Got a Metal Plate in Her Head (18)
- Sir Tom Jones (2)
- Smooth Operetta (2)
- Solid Gold Geezer (2)
- Somebody Pinched My Bottom (1)
- Sometimes Less is More (1)
- Ten Years in an Open Neck Shirt (2)
- The "N" Word (2)
- The Day My Pad Went Mad (3)
- The Endorser (1)
- The Hanging Gardens of Basildon (1)
- The Luckiest Guy Alive (14)
- The Man Who Didn’t Love Elvis (1)
- The Marital Miseries of the Modern Misogynist or The Rime of the Ancient Marrier (3)
- The Motorist (3)
- The Official Guest List (1)
- The Pest (3)
- Things Are Going to Get Worse (3)
- Thug (1)
- Trouble at Mall (7)
- Twat (38)
- Us What Come From Knottla (1)
- Word to the Wise (1)
Haiku #6 performed by John Cooper Clarke
- Total Plays 2 times by John Cooper Clarke
- 2 times by 1 artist
- First Played in Concert May 25, 2022 at Hotel Cecil, Copenhagen, Denmark
- Most Recently Played June 2, 2023 at The Forum, Bath, England
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