Songs
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- Arming the Proletariat With Potato Guns (69)
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- Atlanta Has Better Murders (1)
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- Austria Has Better Heroin (1)
- Backstage Passport (32)
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- Can't Help Falling in Love (1)
- Canada Has Better Heroin (6)
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- Creeping Out Sara (87)
- Dad's Bad News (10)
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- Do What You Want (5)
- Don't Call Me White (282)
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- Drugs Are Good (67)
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- Eat the Meek (527)
- El Lay (23)
- Everyone's a Little Bit Racist (3)
- Eyeball (1)
- Falling in Love (101)
- Fermented and Flailing (9)
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- Five Feet Under (18)
- Fleas (31)
- Florida Has Better Crystal Meth (5)
- Flossing a Dead Horse (63)
- Food, Sex & Ewe (4)
- Franco Un-American (474)
- Freedom Lika Shopping Cart (5)
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- Fuck Armageddon... This Is Hell (1)
- Fuck Canadians (1)
- Fuck Da Kids (25)
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- Fuck the Kids (431)
- Fuck the Kids (Part I) (32)
- Fuck the Kids (Revisited) (84)
- Fuck the Kids II (21)
- Fun Things to Fuck (If You're a Winner) (19)
- Gay Norway (1)
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- Germany Has Better Heroin (1)
- Getting High on the Down Low (4)
- Glass War (8)
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- Go Your Own Way (26)
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- Goolash is Better Here (1)
- Green Corn (157)
- Happy Guy (7)
- Heart and Soul (69)
- Here Comes the Neighborhood (3)
- Herojuana (145)
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- Hobophobic (Scared of Bums) (177)
- Hold It Back (3)
- Hot Dog in a Hallway (73)
- I Am a Huge Fan of Bad Religion (15)
- I Believe in Goddess (216)
- I Don't Like Me Anymore (69)
- I Don't Want You Around (3)
- I Gotta Feeling (2)
- I Gotta Pee (7)
- I Live in a Cake (4)
- I Love You More Than I Hate Me (65)
- I Melt With You (1)
- I Wanna Be an Alcoholic (268)
- I Wanna Be Your Baby (21)
- I, Melvin (6)
- I'm Going to Hell For This One (1)
- I'm So Sorry Tony (110)
- I'm Telling Tim (266)
- I've Become a Cliché (2)
- Idiot Son of an Asshole (113)
- Idiots Are Taking Over (113)
- Instant Crassic (127)
- Institutionalized (1)
- Insulted by Germans (Again) (24)
- Intro (167)
- IQ32 (37)
- Iron Man (7)
- Isn't She Lovely (1)
- It's My Job to Keep Punk Rock Elite (182)
- It's Only Time (1)
- Italy Has Better Heroin (1)
- Jaundiced Eye (6)
- Jeff Wears Birkenstocks (17)
- Johnny Appleseed (97)
- Johnny B. Goode (1)
- Juice Head (91)
- Just the Flu (22)
- Karina (1)
- Karina Reprise (2)
- Kids of the K-Hole (48)
- Kill All the White Man (524)
- Kill Rock Stars (9)
- Leave It Alone (402)
- Leaving Jesusland (239)
- Les Champs-Élysées (257)
- Life O'Riley (48)
- Linoleum (756)
- Live Your Life (2)
- Liverpool (1)
- Liza and Louise (135)
- Lori Meyers (134)
- Louise (189)
- Love Story (2)
- Many Rivers to Cross (2)
- Mattersville (241)
- Mean People Suck (23)
- Melvin Solo (1)
- Memories (1)
- Minor Threat (1)
- Modern Man (2)
- Mom's Rules (8)
- Monosyllabic Girl (140)
- Mr. Jones (10)
- Murder the Government (689)
- My Friends (2)
- My Heart Is Yearning (64)
- My Orphan Year (80)
- My Vagina (1)
- Nagoya Has Better Heroin (1)
- Nervous Breakdown (1)
- New Boobs (16)
- New Happy Birthday Song? (39)
- New Herb (11)
- New Year's Revolution (2)
- Newfoundland (1)
- No Problems (6)
- No Woman, No Cry (19)
- Nobody Likes Us, Everybody Hates Us - Americans, Americans (2)
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- Nothing but a Nightmare (4)
- Nowhere (76)
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- On the Rag (10)
- One Celled Creature (2)
- Osaka Has Better Heroin (1)
- Oxy Moronic (14)
- Paradise Place (1)
- Part III (1)
- Party Enema (10)
- Perfect Government (562)
- Pharmacist's Daughter (121)
- Philthy Phil Philanthropist (4)
- Piece (2)
- Pimps and Hookers (13)
- Please Play This Song on the Radio (96)
- Please Stop Fucking My Mom (10)
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- Professional Crastination (19)
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- Punk Guy (85)
- Quart in Session (186)
- Radio (397)
- Reagan Sucks (37)
- Reeko (248)
- Release the Hostages (36)
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- Riff Raff (23)
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- Ronnie & Mags (70)
- S&M Airlines (25)
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- Scavenger Type (110)
- Scream for Change (43)
- See Her Pee (80)
- Seeing Double at the Triple Rock (534)
- She's Gone (57)
- She's Nubs (73)
- Shitting Bricks (3)
- Should I Stay or Should I Go (1)
- Showerdays (112)
- Shut Down (Annihilation Man) (1)
- Shut Up Already (46)
- Six Pack Girls (192)
- Six Years on Dope (185)
- Sloppy English (1)
- Soul Doubt (181)
- Stand by Me (2)
- Stickin' in My Eye (621)
- Straight Edge (155)
- Straight Outta Massachusetts (4)
- Stranded (43)
- Stranger Than Fishin (3)
- Suits and Ladders (12)
- Sun Gets Your Eyes (1)
- Suspect Device (3)
- Sweet Home Alabama (1)
- Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame (2)
- Talkin Bout Yo Momma (4)
- Tenderloin Has Better Penis (1)
- Thank God it's Monday (2)
- The Bag (34)
- The Ballad of Me and My Friends (8)
- The Beginning of Our Set Intro Song (4)
- The Brews (492)
- The Cause (66)
- The Crystal Meth Lasts Longer In Burgettstown (1)
- The Death of John Smith (26)
- The Decline (188)
- The Desperation's Gone (26)
- The Greatest Country In the World (3)
- The Heavy Metal Is Heavier In Birmingham (1)
- The Longest Line (134)
- The Malachi Crunch (120)
- The Man I Killed (150)
- The Marxist Brothers (18)
- The Money Will Roll Right In (3)
- The Moron Brothers (272)
- The Punk Song (2)
- The Quass (52)
- The Quitter (110)
- The Separation of Church and Skate (255)
- The Shortest Pier (48)
- Theme from a NOFX Album (186)
- There's No Fun in Fundamentalism (49)
- This Machine Is 4 (2)
- Three on Speed (2)
- Thunderstruck (1)
- Timmy the Turtle (13)
- Together on the Sand (161)
- Tokyo Has Better Heroin (2)
- Too Drunk to Fuck (2)
- Total Bummer (11)
- Totally Fucked (21)
- Truck Stop Blues (2)
- Turn Your Lights Down Low (1)
- UK Has Better Heroin (1)
- USA‐Holes (8)
- Vanilla Sex (55)
- Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo (7)
- Victoria Has Better Heroin (1)
- Warm (1)
- We Are 138 (1)
- We Are Young (1)
- We Called It America (195)
- We Did It Our Way (1)
- We Don't Play Ska Anymore (8)
- We Got Two Jealous Agains (4)
- We Hate the Bloody Queen (1)
- We March to the Beat of Indifferent Drum (103)
- We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps for Arms and No Eyebrows (6)
- We're Only Gonna Die (10)
- What Now Herb? (5)
- What Now My Love (163)
- What's the Matter With Kids Today? (35)
- What's the Matter With Parents Today? (192)
- Whatever Didi Wants (12)
- Who's Gonna Be the First to OD at PRB (2)
- Whoa on the Whoas (3)
- Whoops, I OD'd (120)
- Wolves in Wolves’ Clothing (8)
- Wore Out the Soles of My Party Boots (12)
- Wouldn't It Be Nice If Every Movement Had a Theme Song? (4)
- Xmas Has Been X’Ed (4)
- You Drink, You Drive, You Spill (34)
- You People Think You're Southerners But You're Really Yankee Creampuffs (1)
- You Put Your Chocolate in My Peanut Butter (1)
- You Suffer (3)
- You're Bleeding (20)
- You're Wrong (27)
- Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car (1)
Professional Crastination performed by NOFX
- From the release S&M Airlines (Album)
- Total Plays 19 times by NOFX
- 19 times by 1 artist
- First Played in Concert January 20, 1990 at Reseda Country Club, Los Angeles, CA, USA
- Most Recently Played May 22, 1992 at Strelisce, Hum, Slovenia
Years
| Year | Song Performances | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
1991
|
10 |
| 2 |
1990
|
6 |
| 3 |
1992
|
3 |
