Songs
- ' Pet Frog' (Harriet's song) (1)
- “Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?” (1)
- 18 (1)
- A Deer Mistaking Candles for Headlights (2)
- A Phony in a World of Holden Caulfields (12)
- A Soreness So Familiar It Soon Becomes Unquestioned (3)
- An Academics Lament on Barbie (45)
- An Intimate Message (2)
- Baby Self-Absorbed (42)
- Blink (1)
- Blood (1)
- Care Not for Your Clubnights (5)
- Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck! (1)
- Clementine (1)
- Cool Knife Bro (20)
- Crywank Are Posers (65)
- Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten (1)
- Do You Have PPE for Self‐Esteem? (3)
- Don't Listen to This Song (7)
- Doubt (5)
- Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole (1)
- Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2 (1)
- Falling Down a Hole (2)
- Forlorn Leghorn (25)
- GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB (57)
- Harvey Milk Shit on the Table (12)
- Hate (3)
- Hey Dan How R U Miss U (1)
- Hikikomori (46)
- I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards (61)
- I Am a Rockstar Who Is Really Cool and Sexy (2)
- I Am in Great Pain, Please Help Me (38)
- I Am Shit (80)
- I Like Toast (7)
- I'll Have Some in a Bit (37)
- I’m a Cliché (5)
- If I Were You I’d Be Throwing Up (28)
- It Was A Swift Not A Swallow (I Never Listen) (22)
- It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen) (4)
- It’s OK, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either (33)
- JK (61)
- Just a Snail (69)
- Late Night People Watching (1)
- Leech Boy (57)
- Life Is Life and That’s So Deep (19)
- Little Creepy (1)
- Love (44)
- Me Me Me (Boo Hoo) (2)
- Memento Mori (89)
- Nostril Tampon (12)
- Notches (4)
- Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo) (67)
- Obsessive Muso With No Friends (17)
- Oliver’s Theme (2)
- Only Everyone Can Judge Me (57)
- Paperclips (3)
- Part 2: Electric Boogaloo (18)
- Pet Frog (10)
- Pollinator (3)
- Pope Alexander (23)
- Pr8y Boi (11)
- Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy (82)
- Song About Paperclips (1)
- Song for a Guilty Sadist (75)
- Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To It's Final Few Drips (16)
- Squeezing the Damp Tea Towel to Its Final Few Drips (2)
- Story of the Lizard and the Sock (31)
- The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing (1)
- There All Is Aching (29)
- Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction With an Old Friend (5)
- This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It’s Shorter) (1)
- Thomas Saunders Gang Chant (1)
- Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber (1)
- Tin Foil Hat Crew at the Student House Party (6)
- Unassimilated Normie (69)
- Waste (63)
- Welcome to Castle Irwell (40)
- When You Eat Yourself, First Start With Your Head Up Your Arse (1)
- Who Am I???1 (1)
- Wonderwall (3)
- You Couldn't Teach Me Integrity (2)
- You Won't Meet a Girl Sat in Your Room Listening to Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies) (4)
- Zains, Cam4, Wah Wah and Sirens (2)
Crywank Song Statistics
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